I made a mistake. A big one. I know better. I really do. It never should have happened. I don’t blame anyone but me. I’m the one who caused it. I recently had a birthday and prior to it, my husband asked me what I wanted and I said two words that never should have been uttered aloud. “Surprise me!”

What was I thinking?!! I love my husband, but with him… direction is always the best course of action. I guess in a moment of weakness I figured he knew me well enough that he would get me a day at my favorite spa, or a couple of two-hour massages at Elements, or gift cards to my favorite stores. Nope… he didn’t.

I now have a year long subscription to Doctor Mushrooms Exotic Magical Mystery Coffees… sent monthly. What the F*@k? Oh well. Happy Birthday to me and lesson learned.